Towels and linens, we have it all.
Pots and pans, ten feet tall.
Utensils, two toasters, a crockpot too.
Bowls and dishes in every hue.
A blender, rice cooker and glasses to spare,
Food processor, garlic press, knives to pare.
A fine platter to serve with a silver spoon,
Yet no money left for a honeymoon.
So if there’s a gift you wish to give,
Won’t you pass by the mixer, the juicer, the sieve?
To help us fly outside a ten mile range,
Won’t you spare a spot of change?
Update: Greece ran into a couple financial problems, so we decided to go to France & Spain instead! View our Honeymoon Photo Album »